Funny?

this little girl had been shouting at this bird for about 5 minutes. Shouting and stomping her feet to get the bird to move away instead of letting it eat a small piece of bread on the ground.

little girl stomps her foot and yells one last time as the poor bird finishes the bread. Then the bird flies away, circles back and pecks her in the forehead.

cue the bleeding and serious crying and the parental outrage.

I swear, I hear that bird laughing.

Sparkling wine and people watching…super excellent day off!

Sparkling wine and people watching…super excellent day off!

Crossed over to the dark side.

Crossed over to the dark side.

have a rootin’, tootin’ day!

have a rootin’, tootin’ day!

it’s a wonderful life.

every time I visit the castle, someone gets engaged. I’m like the modern day version of “every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”

Haunted Mansion Holiday

Haunted Mansion Holiday

coffee + people watching = excellent day off

coffee + people watching = excellent day off

I figure I spend about 1/4 of my life wiping off things I have spilled on myself.

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okay.