disney:

Captain Jack Sparrow is awfully insightful.

disney:

Captain Jack Sparrow is awfully insightful.

"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy."

love.

(Source: invisiblechange, via apple-on-a-fork)

dear bachelorette:

you can join the growing list of things i don’t care about. 

have fun hanging out with the kardashians.

i don’t really care about comic books, but i’ll wear the hell out of these.

i don’t really care about comic books, but i’ll wear the hell out of these.

someone remind me…

when i start to get particularly surly, i’m probably getting sick. 

the pow is cracking me up right now.

we choose really good pets.