sock hop Saturday at work. The girls are joining us!

sock hop Saturday at work. The girls are joining us!

this is me with my mom when I was a few months old. see that “this can’t be right; what is happening here?” look on my face. still have it; use it a lot at work.

this is me with my mom when I was a few months old. see that “this can’t be right; what is happening here?” look on my face. still have it; use it a lot at work.

somehow, I have thrown my back out. Maybe it was cleaning the house. Maybe it was tripping over the dog.

either way, I can’t quite move without simultaneously muttering, “motherfucker.”

good plan

wonderdad’s friend, chef michael, is in town for the long beach beerfest.  he flew in from san francisco to spend a day drinking beer with wonderdad and uncle ed.  not a bad vacation.

he and ed are on their way here, but they first stopped to grab some wine.  good call.  

when not.the.momma’s happy, everyone’s happy.

@oldnavy has wowed me with service!

Got a message from @oldnavy to call them about $5 off my purchase, since I am too large for their try-on-a-thon. (To be fair, that is my fault, not theirs!)

LOVE IT!!!

thank you, people who sued Crate & Barrel for wage issues.

I humbly accept this class-action settlement check and look forward to spending it shortly, although not actually AT Crate & Barrel because I don’t like the company you’ve devolved into.

Or rather, I choose not to contribute to the income of some people I find to be less than stellar examples of the human race. (Although, MANY, many of you crate workers, formerly “family”, are truly lovely people!!)

but that’s just my own thing…the rest of the world should feel free to shop wherever you’d like.

I’ll take “awesomely awful 80’s movies” for $1000, Alex

Movies on netflix I’m steaming while cleaning…

What are About Last Night & St. Elmo’s Fire?

hanging out with her momma.

hanging out with her momma.

Dear @oldnavy

Thank you for the email reminding me about the sale. One question, though: How do you handle the “we’ll give you $5 to try our jeans” for plus sizes? If it’s in-store only and no stores carry plus sizes, what do the big girls do? Am I just out of luck? Would you consider an on-line option for plus sizes?

Thank you for listening.

Leigh Anne

grocery bag slipped out of my hands and dropped to the parking garage floor.  the wine shattered magnificently.  

THE WINE SHATTERED!!!

i am so sad.