I never…

in my entire work life, I have never told my boss I couldn’t go to a staff meeting because I had to go to brunch.

I also have never told any of my supervisors that a week in advance was not enough notice…FOR ANYTHING!

And I certainly haven’t done either of those things and then turned around and interrupted her during lunch to ask for help on something.

I swear, if one more idiot does something to piss me off, I am gonna lose it.

how was this 2 years ago? G-we have to go back (just you and me) soon! #timehop

how was this 2 years ago? G-we have to go back (just you and me) soon! #timehop

the pow stole my mustache straw.

the pow stole my mustache straw.

no. really, mom. I totally fit here.

no. really, mom. I totally fit here.

lily beans watching over me as i read.

lily beans watching over me as i read.

Helping with the laundry.

Helping with the laundry.

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your biggest dream for your child?""We’ll let him dream for himself."
(New Delhi, India)

good idea.

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your biggest dream for your child?"
"We’ll let him dream for himself."

(New Delhi, India)

good idea.

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I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR LIFE

…only because i didn’t take a photo of the dog barf i picked up this morning.  but, THANK YOU!! come visit soon and for a week, it can be your life, too.