From yesterday:

1. I am grateful I didn’t murder anyone.

2. I am grateful I found patience and didn’t fire or punch anyone.

3. I am grateful for dog kisses.

Happy Birthday, to my younger sister (and here’s the proof), Laurie T!

Happy Birthday, to my younger sister (and here’s the proof), Laurie T!

I never…

in my entire work life, I have never told my boss I couldn’t go to a staff meeting because I had to go to brunch.

I also have never told any of my supervisors that a week in advance was not enough notice…FOR ANYTHING!

And I certainly haven’t done either of those things and then turned around and interrupted her during lunch to ask for help on something.

I swear, if one more idiot does something to piss me off, I am gonna lose it.

how was this 2 years ago? G-we have to go back (just you and me) soon! #timehop

how was this 2 years ago? G-we have to go back (just you and me) soon! #timehop

the pow stole my mustache straw.

the pow stole my mustache straw.

no. really, mom. I totally fit here.

no. really, mom. I totally fit here.

lily beans watching over me as i read.

lily beans watching over me as i read.

Helping with the laundry.

Helping with the laundry.